Thursday, April 1, 2010

April 1st Development: Paul Westerberg Refuses Honor of Fool's Brigade Treatment, States He Prefers Cats.


Replacements front-man and indie music icon Paul Westerberg, in a statement issued April 1st, declined the auspicious honor of an entire Fool's Brigade Benefit dedicated to his words and the music of the 'Mats.

The show, originally to be held on 04/02/10 at Snug Harbor, 1228 Gordon St. in Charlotte, is in a state of chaos. Long-time Fool's Brigadier Darrin Gray had this to say: "04/01/10 will forever be known, to me, personally, as the day the music died."

Recently signed to Spectra Records artist and winner of The Fool's Brigade "Participant Award", Jay Garrigan, was reeling: "I'll call in all my favors, by gum! We'll get my label mates Orleans on the case; it'll be the best Fool's Brigade yet!"

No comment was obtainable as of press time from the other great bands slated to play, including One Another, You Tonight, Dirtbag Love Affair, Fat Camp, Spalding Grays, The Houstons, The Sammies and The Mangles!

3 comments:

mogirl69 said...
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mogirl69 said...

so his comments were unobtainium-ed?

Jay said...

lol! This made me laugh so hard - thank you!