Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Did You Know Paul Westerberg is a Creationist? Untrue, Made-Up Facts You Should Know When Voting for Next Year's Fool's Brigade!

Whether you are voting for Maverick, or Change, or Bruce Hazel in Goldie's Garage, or me for the "Handsomest Boy" in Plaza/Midwood, why not stretch your muscles and vote for next year's Fool's Brigade? It is as quick and easy as a home pregnancy test, without any of the messy urinating or shame! Look, already over three people have done it!

P.S. Write-in votes for "Steely Dan" will not be counted, since we found out what a "Steely Dan" is. The 1970s were a filthy, shrill time.

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